Prologue:
You catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch a lot more honeys being fly.
Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo:
Never chase a strong independent woman unless it’s 3AM and you have a knife.
It’s better to c*m in the shower than shower in the c*m.
Do a flip.
A friend who doesn’t have a pen cannot choose if they get a pen or a pencil.
She’s a 9 on a good day but she’s 10 on her birthday.
What’s it called when a trans woman hits a child with a car? Vehicular used-to-be-a-manslaughter.
There is a bird called a booby.
Harry has a hot unibrow.
If you can’t succeed don’t try.
It’s better to have someone forcefully take your virginity than to die a virgin.
When you’re in school, I’m in your mom.
As long as you’re not hurt, you’re happy.
Seagulls suck d*ck.
Women. Ha ha ha ha ha ha…
Potato.
Ahmed.
You can beat your wife but you can’t beat the craic.
In this world it’s either f*ck or be f*cked.
Hey girl, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?
F*ck the f*cking f*ckers before they f*cking f*ck you.
Person 1: I don’t really know how to harass someone. Person 2: Watch and learn.
If you’re annoying me, I’ll kick you in the balls.
Even if it is small; her mother you shall call.
It’s never a dull time with balls.
Ur mom.
Jabba the Hutt called, he wants your mother to come over so he can feel skinny.
The Naked Man fears no pickpocket.
I like my women like I like my eggs. Fried.
There’s no better kill than overkill.
Shane’s dad is trans.
*twerk twerk*
When you burp and meow at the same time and it goes QKSDKFJVJEJSJSQK.
MRRRRAAUGH.
Nine vigintillion.
My cousin; is the famous one from Macarí.
I’m gonna graffiti all over your mom.
When birds eat food they sh*t.
Go for the gut.
*faintly* and so i cry sometimes when i’m lying in bed just to get it all out what’s in my head…
Okie dokie artichokie.
Don’t take a sh*t, steal a sh*t.
It’s hard being a single mother. Especially when you are a teenage male with no kids.
It’s nice to be important but it’s even more important to be nice.
I’m an atheist, but i like writing quotes.
I don’t like incest, but…
Joel Miller is daddy.
I got a plan, John.
Have you ever had a dream where you- you co- you w- you wa- you do- you sh- you w-
I play 5d chess with multiverse time travel.
They’re in the trees, Corporal!
There is a bird called a tit.
Well, let me have a rule and a saw and a board and I'll cut it
I'll climb up a ladder with a hammer and a nail and I'll nail itWell, we worked so hard to build a little house together
In the snow or the rain or the ice-cold wind, wheneverNo matter
What the weather
We're togetherLet me have a rule and a saw and a board and I'll cut it
Climb up a ladder with a hammer and a nail and I'll nail itWell, we worked so hard to build a little house together
In the snow, in the rain or the ice-cold wind, wheneverNo matter
Any weather
We're together
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